That punch in the stomach was uncalled for.
In Rampage you can play as George the Great Ape, or Lizzie the Large Lizard. You go from one town to another smashing every building on sight. Well, they're not just going to hand over their town, they'll fight! You'll encounter cops, tanks, and even regular citizens will try to bring you down with a truck or some TNT.
There's also a two-player mode. You can work together or you can punch each other (it's more entertaining than it sounds, trust me).
I said it's MY building.
Inside the buildings you can find food, people (yeah, they're food as well) and bad things such as explosives and poison. Hey, you can eat a toilet.
That's nasty, I wouldn't recommend it. Seriously, don't.
So, plug that old NES and have some fun!